Hello, i'm Officer T, and Officer D and I would like you to know about the S.B.P.D ( So Bad Police Dept). Basically we just try to make life easier for the good citizens around town and as long as you love the Red Sox and listen to us you should have no problems. Now for some rules and stuff.
1. Love the Red Sox or feel our hate.
2. Read rule one and live by it.
3. Dunkin Donuts might possibly make us not hate you. Well actually we'll still hate you, but get them for us anyway.
4. Backstabbers can suck it. When we find you, you will be handcuffed to a pole.
5. Read rules one through four or you owe us a dozen Dunkin Donuts.
6. Monday night is PIZZA MONDAY MADNESS.
7. Donuts must ONLY BE EATEN off the barrel of the gun, any other way would just not be cool.
8. We only go by Officer T and Officer D, okay.
9. SIR SIR fucking follow these rules SIR.
10. Everyone is SIR in our book.
11. Be respectful: refer to everyone as SIR.
12. LIVE, BREATHE, AND WORK BY THE SO BADD CODE.
One through twelve are very important. They apply to everyone. And if things get really bad we will go completely badass and pull out our WATERGUNS, okay.
Love, Red Sox, Dunkin Donuts, hugs and not drugs: The S.B.P.D Officers.
( Private )