Anonymous. Just because. Leave them while I go out and party it up.

This journal is created for entertainment purposes as a part of the role play jobrolifestory. I am not Tony Oller and no copyright infringement is intended.

Life is bullshit.

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You know what? I feel like blogging. I've been out all day selling tickets for the concert with three armada and it's going to be sweet. you should come, just saying. If you have not listened to their music yet YOU SHOULD, also just saying. It's like their cd release party and everything and it's a concert.. you get it. Anyways. I went to see the Fray two nights ago, THEY ARE SO SWEET LIVE. I even got to go to the after party. Their all really chill. And I know it's over played but You Found Me is seriously one my i-tunes top 10. What's you music obsession at the moment?

I don't know I don't have anything great to say right now. OH WAIT. Yes I do. I went and tried out for As the Bell Rings: season three. You know, why not try to see if I could get casted again. AND I DID. And that's what i'm going to be doing all this week and next week. I better not have to wear a dress again, I swear. What is the worst thing a script has made you do? I already had to wear a dress, like I said, and walk around in my boxers. Seriously, what next? I guess I wore eyeliner once too, but that's actually fun.

I don't know, say hi, i'll write you a witty song.

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Blogging, blogging, blogging.. I'm going to a fans sweet 16 in a few days? Okay, but no really. Preston is in town again, i'm pretty much making him stay, lol. Not that he doesn't want to. I'm trying to get him to move out here. I'm just like, you should stay man since we have a show with the Three Armada on the 1st of next month. Have you heard their music? It's amazing, just saying. Umm, my trip to Texas went really well? Oh, I have orientation soon.. I think. Isn't it early for that though? Pretty much only one more month left for summer.. How am I supposed to handle college again? I haven't slept well lately either. Don't you hate insomnia? Wow this blog is just a bowl full of awkward.. Maybe i'll go see Harry Potter for a forth time.. Have you seen it yet? I went the first night with all my friends and we dressed up just like we used to. In fact I have this video of all my buddies and I getting one of the books back in 2007.



Walmart saved us.

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I am in an airport. I am in an airport with my Mom and Dad. I am going to Texas for a week to meet up with family and stuff. I'm way more pumped up then I expected. Texas. TEXAS. Holy Jesus, why do I not just move back? I really wonder why sometimes. I was thinking about what I was going to eat tomorrow when I was commenting Sterling and all of a sudden I was like oh i'm going to stuff my face with real food tomorrow. Now i'm just sitting around on my macbook wanting to go to a restaurant with illegal workers and and waitress that pretty much only talk in Espanol and I can surprise them with my genius grip on the Latin tongue. Boston is the only, only, only. But Texas is the don't fuck with me state and that just spells good food and Southern hospitality. What does your hometown mean to you, or what do you miss about it? Anything like that.

Did I mention I dropped another phone into another puddle? I'm getting a new one tomorrow, you should be able to call/text me at about noon. This is like the third or forth phone. I'm not kidding. Water and my cellphones are obviously meant for each other.

Also don't you love drunks at airports? There is this lady like three seats down from me, totally trashed. She's talking something about weed and something being purple. Wouldn't I love to know.

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Best movie ever and you know it. Don't even try to say otherwise.

Oh, oh, and tell me a song to cover on guitar, i'm bored and i'm due to learn another.

This was a pointless entry, the best ones.

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I flew my boys in! Preston, Robbie, Grant, all of them. The show the other night wasn't them though, if you were thinking that. Because this is our reunion show for the Horizon and it's going to be freakin amazing. We had a band back in Houston but when I had to move we broke up and now were back bitches. Well almost, i'm working on convincing all of them to move their asses out of Texas for real and come out here and live with me. Which is sad because Texas is amazing but after this week i've realized how much I miss pork rinds and bubble gum soda I always make them bring when they would come over to my house in Houston and of course goofing off with them because Robbie is a homo at heart and Preston is well just.. Mr.Sexypants.

So if you want to come, you should, because I promise i'm really not all that bad of a singer. So if you're coming see you tonight, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU.



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I don't have a lot to talk about so i'm going to do my top 5.

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I think you know what this is, sirs.

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School is out forever, unless college counts next year but I don't count that as school, I count that as 'let's party' of course that's only after homework is done and tests are studied for, I can not fail out my freshmen year. Speaking of parties i'm doing this small graduation deal after the ceremony on Friday, were going to drink, play wiffle ball drunk, fuck off till midmorning. You know all the things you shouldn't do at a public park in the middle of the night. Then i'm going to the waffle house, because all drunks go there when they need to sober up. Come if you want, I don't care if you do or not, a lot of my friends from school will be there. Yes they might hit on your girlfriends, i'm sorry okay, I didn't do it.

Besides that Happy Memorial Day, I spent it watching a Red Sox vs. Twins game, the Sox won and then I hung out with Jemma and watched fireworks and all those sorts of things. I had fun but now i'm exhausted, I've come to the conclusion I have not gotten enough sleep lately, i'm not sure why. Maybe i'll take a tylenol PM and see what that does for me. But only after working on this graduation speech some more, I have a dream.. that this speech will be done before Friday so I won't have to wing it, one can only wish.

To steal debby's nifty little deal.
Q&A&Y: What is the one thing you should not do drunk? I'm going to have to go with fight someone, that is such a bad idea.

So Q and I decided to watch lifetimes movies after school today, there was this one on called Cyber Seduction, we lol'd at the title so we knew we had to watch. It ends up to be about this guy like our age and he gets addicted to porn. It was hilarious, okay. In like the first ten minutes of the movie his Mom walks in and is like OMG PORN and she goes and tells the Dad and he was all whatever and the Mom was like HE'S LOOKING AT FAKE BODY-PARTED WOMEN. I don't think we ever stopped laughing the whole time we had it on. Then another one came on, I don't remember the title but it was so fucking creepy, it was about some whore on coke. I don't even get these movies. WHO would want to be casted for something like this? Not me. I bet that boys mom was so proud that her son was looking at porn for a movie he was doing, that's some brave shit. You'd think i'd suck walking around set with a boner all the time, maybe i'm crazy.

And maybe i'm slightly drunk right now. DON'T BLAME ME. Blame the gypsies aka those blonde bitches we call cheerleaders that showed up at my door and hour ago with Seth. Carlson is the only blonde cheerleader I know that's not whacked. And I miss her. BESIDES THAT back to eating sunflower seeds and drinking. I brought a five pound bag.

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How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, and 2 feet deep?

Anyways i'm sitting out our first sectionals game because coach won't let me play. It's bullshit and pisses me off and I am obviously not happy about it. I didn't even start this shit. You know. At least i'll wear my pink heart shaped glasses to the game, that will make it all better. ( lol AJ you know what i'm talking about. )

Also I was bored in yearbook today so I was reading fmylife.com and Q and I found one and started dying.

"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"

That would just fucking suck okay. The only teacher I would even want around my penis is the English teacher and she will not be going around and doing that, that's for sure.

Now i'm going out to eat some East of Chicago Pizza. Hopefully no teachers will be around to grab my dick.

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You know what's a whole bunch of bull, the "18 year old, American, Male" draft the goverment just loves to issue. I mean granted i'll never get picked and thank goodness. Not that I wouldn't go do it, I could, but I mean since i'm going to college and since i'm working on music and stuff it would comepletely suck if someone in that suitation did get picked. I can't even imagine what it would be like to have to do it, I feel it should be a personal choice, not something to be forced into and I know you can fight it, get a laywer and shit but some people don't have that choice. A few of my friends at school are going into the Army, Jake is going into the Air Force. And I think that's awesome, I mean fight for the country, i'm all for it, but what do you think about drafting? And would you do it or would you fight it? I know the draft dosn't apply to girls but would any of you ladies do it either? If so what would you go into, i'd have to go with Air Force if I had to, I think it would be really cool to learn how to fly some of those badass jets.

Footloose went amazing, we proformed it this weekend, i'm really glad it turned out so well. I really had missed theater, it's such a blast, sometimes I think I love it more then doing shows and stuff. Now is better than a live crowd, I don't know, do any of you agree with that?

Okay, now I need to go out to walmart. I have to buy like 20 leis.

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This deserves it's own post. Red Sox beat the Yankees tonight in the 11th. Jason Bay tied it 4-4. Youkilis got the walk off homerun. I love everyone.

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Almost only 5 weeks until graduation. Footloose is next weekend, Prom is this weekend. Baseball is going great, you win some and you lose some. I GOT INTO COLLEGE. UCLA accepted me and i'm going to study Sports Medicine. Shit, I just got the letter today. This is so awesome.

Now to celebrate.




Oh, and did anyone see the Indians get 14 fucking runs in the second inning against the Yankees? Obviously the Yankees suck. I don't care how ever many World Series they have won.

Hello, i'm Officer T, and Officer D and I would like you to know about the S.B.P.D ( So Bad Police Dept). Basically we just try to make life easier for the good citizens around town and as long as you love the Red Sox and listen to us you should have no problems. Now for some rules and stuff.

1. Love the Red Sox or feel our hate.
2. Read rule one and live by it.
3. Dunkin Donuts might possibly make us not hate you. Well actually we'll still hate you, but get them for us anyway.
4. Backstabbers can suck it. When we find you, you will be handcuffed to a pole.
5. Read rules one through four or you owe us a dozen Dunkin Donuts.
6. Monday night is PIZZA MONDAY MADNESS.
7. Donuts must ONLY BE EATEN off the barrel of the gun, any other way would just not be cool.
8. We only go by Officer T and Officer D, okay.
9. SIR SIR fucking follow these rules SIR.
10. Everyone is SIR in our book.
11. Be respectful: refer to everyone as SIR.
12. LIVE, BREATHE, AND WORK BY THE SO BADD CODE.

One through twelve are very important. They apply to everyone. And if things get really bad we will go completely badass and pull out our WATERGUNS, okay.



Love, Red Sox, Dunkin Donuts, hugs and not drugs: The S.B.P.D Officers.

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You know what I enjoy? School on days when there is really no point of being there except for you decide to go because it's fun to fuck around all day. I question how such a large system runs so well that way, but it happens. Which could be why I missed all lunch and 5th period to go out to in and out burger today, and could also be why I skipped English to write my Anatomy paper since Q, Libby, and I all didn't do it, yet I still didn't write the paper because we felt like sitting in one of the far far back hallways talking and messing around would be more entertaining. Watch me fail Senior year last quarter, that would be exciting. Except not.

I wonder where my spark notes went for Metamorphosis.

Savannah's video came out today. Dude, it was so much fun shooting it. Everyone was so awesome. I like doing music videos. Three under my belt so far, hopefully at least a few more to go. You should actually check it out, just because. Savannah is really good, plus she's hot, but you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1WxWMx-DI8&feature=channel_page

I'm going to Boston Sunday, then staying there through Monday and flying back late that evening. I'm so pumped for opening day. We will kick Tampa Bay's ass. We have to. Because the Red Sox are going to the World Series this year, boys. I mean Josh Beckett is the starting pitcher. Could this year, game, season get any better?

Now back to scrubbing sharpie off my hand, Q is quick with the dick drawings these days.

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